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Peeing in a cup!

As I'm writing this I am sitting in a doctors office, waiting to go in for the second time to pee in a dam cup. First ill explain my dilemma: 

  I normally try to drink, or do drink around 2-3 gallons of water a day. So my body is accustomed to much higher levels of water being needed for... Filtration. Haha well today I left the house early and had only drank a couple bottles of water and then peed a few times before I left. Thus resulting in my water levels being much lower than normal. So my body, by natural reaction of course, thinks im dehydrated and won't allow me to release any water!

Now, I've already went in the back room and taken the test once but due to the lack of water in me I didn't procure a sufficient amount of the sample to satisfy the nurse... So she gave me 8 OUNCES OF WATER!!!!!! (Again normally it takes 2-3 gallons to reach my normal intake, which makes me pee) so now I have to sit in this dam office until I have to pee again... Which is going to take forever... And there's a very big possibility that the next "sample" might not be enough either..

Dam.. Dam... DAAAAAAMMMMM!

But I really need this job so I do what I gotta do.. Oh and to top it all off I haven't eaten all freakin day!!!

Stay freaky,
DARKN3SS

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